Fucking Shirley Temples

I was a Millennial for Halloween once.   I wrapped bubble wrap around me, wore all black, and wore signs stating things like “I am Offended.”  I hate that I am considered a millennial.  It’s sad, but true.  I don’t believe that I fit into the stereotype.  Millennials don’t want to get married, we can’t afford to settle down, we eat avocado toast daily, we only do online dating, we can’t survive without our phones, we wear hipster clothes, we only care about followers and likes, we live with our parents until we are 30, we expect to be winning everything because of those dang participation trophies, and in general we are just lazy as fuck.