We get drunk at weddings, we get drunk at graduations, we get drunk at family reunions, we get drunk at social gatherings, we get drunk at birthday parties. We get drunk at everything of which we should want to have the clearest memories. So why say people who don’t drink are no fun, when in retrospect, we are the ones who have clarity and will actually remember everything? We are the ones enjoying life without memory loss and hangovers. How much fun is a hangover?

There’s a Netflix spoof called “Death to 2020” that I highly recommend. It is pretty spot on with everything!

When did we forget to simply BE?

Tropicana should have hired me for their most recent failed ad campaign. Why? Because I know how to hide in closets. Specifically, I know how to hide certain clothes, negative thoughts, pain, agony, anxiety, distress, fear, and alcohol in the closet.

I’ve been sober for over three years, but for you, it is still uncomfortable…