Death to 2020
There’s a Netflix spoof called “Death to 2020” that I highly recommend. It is pretty spot on with everything!
Skeletons in the Closet
Tropicana should have hired me for their most recent failed ad campaign. Why? Because I know how to hide in closets. Specifically, I know how to hide certain clothes, negative thoughts, pain, agony, anxiety, distress, fear, and alcohol in the closet.
To My Friends Who Still Drink
I’ve been sober for over three years, but for you, it is still uncomfortable…